(via thug-genius)
I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.
I AM AMERICAN I SHOUT AS I DEEP FRY MY FREEDOM.
deep fry my freedom
I am Canadian, I think as I sit on my chesterfield while eating a poutine, getting ready to mount my first moose.
I’m ‘Strayan I slur as I smother myself in Vegimite to fend off the wildlife.
(Source: mspadfooted, via suits-and-shields)





